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He Left Me For the Circus Strongman: A New Single From The East Enders

Have you ever heard of something so bizarre? He left me for bulging limbs and has dumped my arse Into piles of choking sawdust, bleeding greasepaint This has got to be some kind of terrible farce.
He isn’t anything to write my family about. Short, wide as he’s tall---looks like a squishy brick Bulging, sweaty biceps come with a heavy price you know But if the truth be told, guys like that make me sick.
One day those muscles will atrophy and I will laugh until I cry And just forget that bleary-eyed clown with the upturned member He’s not that hopelessly desperate to want shriveling gonads Argue until those bovines return next September.
He isn’t anything to write home to my sister about. Short, wide as he’s tall---looks like a squishy brick Bulging, sweaty biceps come with a heavy price you know But if the truth be told, guys like that make me sick.
He isn’t anything to write my family about. Short, wide as he’s tall---looks like a squishy brick Bulging, sweaty biceps come with a heav…

Who Cares? A Poem

Who cares what your sexuality is?
It's nobody's business but yours.
Yet in the unforgiving world of show biz
Homophobia and ignorance soars.

I don't like to talk about stuff such as this.
But the world seems to be quite obsessed.
Folks need to stop wondering just who to kiss.
It's nobody's business, I will always attest.

Morality's really just one lonely word.
Those who extol its virtues are blind.
We all have our choices--haven't you heard?
Just reach out with love and remain warm and kind.

The Pet Shop Boys don't worry about all these things
At least that's the impression I get.
They live and love and enjoy what that brings.
They've obviously found love, I'm willing to bet.

So just worry about your own affairs, why don't you.
The world will keep turning and the sun will still shine
Do you know that expression; "To thine self be true?"
To choose is a right and self-love is all mine.


Sensation: A Novel----A Good Idea Or Not? You Decide

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First off, I'd like to know what all you Pet Shop Boys think about me writing a novel based on their lives and careers. It is written in novel form, which means it's a work of fiction and not some ill-conceived attempt at exploitation. That means that it is the furthest thing from my mind to capitalize on two incredible musicians who've been dealt a raw deal with regard to being harshly judged for their sexuality, particularly in America and to a lesser degree, Australia. This has irked all of us for a very long time, because to shut out an extraordinarily talented duo of singer/songwriters is a damn shame. I live in Canada, where we are much more liberal in our thoughts and opinions of homosexuality, but unfortunately, because we live next door to the United States OF America, we get wrapped up in their odd dogma, what with worshiping the gun culture and allowing school shootings to become the norm rather than the exception, but then Janet Jackson accidentally flashes a b…

Pictures Transcend All Languages

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I sometimes become discouraged that so many Pet Shop Boys fans speak languages other than English and I'm sure there are many of you who feel the same way. So I do post a lot of photos. These are some more of my favourites. I hope you enjoy them. For anyone out there who wonders, I'm Canadian and have a healthy attitude toward sex and sexual persuasion, unlike some Americans who have denounced the Boys because of their sexuality, which makes no sense to me whatsoever. I wish they would come here to play shows, because just because we live next door to America, it doesn't mean that we share a lot of ideas and opinions that they do. Having said that, here are some more pictures:


A Selection Of Photos As A Kind Of Pet Shop Boys Tapestry

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