This photo reminds me of the time Neil and Chris were being interviewed in China, and Neil forgot the title of their new album, "Behaviour." In the video, Chris on the right and Neil on the left. Oh, and they weren't singing either. Here's Neil juggling the microphone and singing at the same time. As you can see, Sting stole the Pet Shop Boys quirky headpiece. Sorry, Sting fans. He didn't come up with the idea. And by the way, you have to be holding a little umbrella. Here's Neil, confident that he has found the perfect camouflage if he happens to be in danger while walking around in the forest. Here's Joan Collins, who starred in an American TV show called "Dynasty." It competed with the very first nighttime Soap Opera to challenge "Dallas," that became a massive hit back in the day. But I digress. I put this here because of Collins' unwittingly appropriate statement to talk about the Pet Shop Boys...