My Pet Shop Boys Blog: A Loving Tribute To Neil Tennant & Chris Lowe

As I have written about those of you who speak foreign languages. Where are you all from? It must be frustrating to read English posts only.  Put answers in Comments. So far I've translated from English to: Czech Republic PSB fans                                    Spanish PSB fans Russian PSB fans Dutch PSB fans Norwegian PSB fans Polish PSB fans French PSB fans I'm sure there are more.                                                                               

THIS IS JUST A TEST. If this had been an actual emergency, you'd be instructed to turn to your local TV station....what was that? You mean this actually IS an emergency? Are you sure? What's the nature of....What is Washington doing about this? I'm assuming this is pertaining to some heavy weather alerts? Hello? Is anybody there? Damn, I see I'm still on the air. Don't panic anyone.  I'm certain that this emergent situation is nothing to fret about. There's no way in hell that we're under attack by North Korea. They've been trying to lob one over here for several years now. Feel free to call if you have any concerns Neil was online watching this mess on CNN unfold. That clueless announcer needs to go off the air before he orchestrates a mass panic. He's inept at his job and it surprised Neil that he had managed to keep it for five years.  Suddenly, the President of the United States, Colin Harbinger, came on, looking like someone who

This photo reminds me of the time Neil and Chris were being interviewed in China, and Neil forgot the title of their new album, "Behaviour." In the video, Chris on the right and Neil on the left. Oh, and they weren't singing either. Here's Neil juggling the microphone and singing at the same time. As you can see, Sting stole the Pet Shop Boys quirky headpiece. Sorry, Sting fans. He didn't come up with the idea. And by the way, you have to be holding a little umbrella. Here's Neil, confident that he has found the perfect  camouflage if he happens to be in danger while walking around in the forest. Here's Joan Collins, who starred in an American TV show called "Dynasty." It competed with the very first nighttime Soap Opera to challenge "Dallas," that became a massive hit back in the day. But I digress. I put this here because of Collins' unwittingly appropriate statement to talk about the Pet Shop Boys