He Left Me For the Circus Strongman: A New Single From The East Enders
 Have you ever heard of something so bizarre?   He left me for bulging limbs and has dumped my arse   Into piles of choking sawdust, bleeding greasepaint   This has got to be some kind of terrible farce.     He isn’t anything to write my family about.   Short, wide as he’s tall---looks like a squishy brick   Bulging, sweaty biceps come with a heavy price you know   But if the truth be told, guys like that make me sick.     One day those muscles will atrophy and I will laugh until I cry   And just forget that bleary-eyed clown with the upturned member   He’s not that hopelessly desperate to want shriveling gonads   Argue until those bovines return next September.     He isn’t anything to write home to my sister about.   Short, wide as he’s tall---looks like a squishy brick   Bulging, sweaty biceps come with a heavy price you know   But if the truth be told, guys like that make me sick.     He isn’t anything to write my family about.   Short, wide as he’s tall---looks like a squishy bric...
 
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