He Left Me For the Circus Strongman: A New Single From The East Enders

Have you ever heard of something so bizarre?
He left me for bulging limbs and has dumped my arse
Into piles of choking sawdust, bleeding greasepaint
This has got to be some kind of terrible farce.

He isn’t anything to write my family about.
Short, wide as he’s tall---looks like a squishy brick
Bulging, sweaty biceps come with a heavy price you know
But if the truth be told, guys like that make me sick.

One day those muscles will atrophy and I will laugh until I cry
And just forget that bleary-eyed clown with the upturned member
He’s not that hopelessly desperate to want shriveling gonads
Argue until those bovines return next September.

He isn’t anything to write home to my sister about.
Short, wide as he’s tall---looks like a squishy brick
Bulging, sweaty biceps come with a heavy price you know
But if the truth be told, guys like that make me sick.

He isn’t anything to write my family about.
Short, wide as he’s tall---looks like a squishy brick
Bulging, sweaty biceps come with a heavy price you know
But if the truth be told, idiots like that make me sick.


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