Neil & Chris Find Themselves Surrounded By A Smorgasbord From Hell

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Death By Mutant Pickles 

What the Hell Is All This Weirdness?
Death By Salted Licorice
Death By M&Ms
Death By Sunken Souffle
Death By Skittles
Death By Gummy Bears
Death By Bananas
Nevermind, Neil. Must Be Some Kind Of Food Porn.
Those M&M's look pretty good, though.

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